'The Lurker' is such good friend of mine....
So it's a Bank Holiday, we're all out at a club on the Sunday and I meet a friend of a friend. We get on very well leading to a hungover holiday Monday watching films, eating Jaffa Cakes etc, it goes so well she invites me to her birthday party the next week.

Then I have a big haircut.

So I arrive at her party, and none of my mates are there yet. I don't know anyone, so I gets a drink and stand at the bar. The Girl comes over to say 'Hello' and there's the small talk. This continues for a few minutes before I apologize for not being able to stay long because I was DJing in a club in the centre of town...
"No way, I was going to go to that but it's my party so I can't! How you know The Lurker?"

Being smooth as I am, "......."

"I love The Lurker, he's a close friend of mine, one of those really nice guys..are you mates with Andy too?"

She proceeds to name drop me to myself for the next five minutes, and praise the lord, it was all positive. I'm standing there with a huge smile of my face feeling like a big shot whilst a blonde beauty is firing in to me by telling me how friendly she is with 'The Lurker'.

After that, the game was mine.
( The Lurker Plenty One, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 15:08, Reply)