So a few years ago I was on holiday in America...
We'd gone over to see the launch of a shuttle from Cape Canaveral, and spent the next few weeks driving around the state of Florida.

From the Everglades to Miami we drove. We saw the Florida Keys, and visited Tallahassee.

Eventually, we ended up in Jacksonville. One of our number was an ardent fan of Limp Bizkit, and wanted to see the town where Fred Durst grew up. While I was waiting for this musical homage to be undertaken, I decided to go off to get something to eat. Walking through the redneck town, I happened across a little patisserie that was selling sweet and savoury snacks. As I approached, I saw a pancake full of chocolate and ice cream had been left on the side, untouched.

I don't know what came over me that day, but I wanted it. So, quick as a flash, I dashed over, grabbed the delicious treat, and made off with it. Scant seconds later, there was a yell behind me, and I turned to see a toothless guy in dungarees shambling his way towards me.

"Hey y'all," he drawled "that there's mah pan-cake."

Yes. I had stolen a Hick's Crepe.




(Oh christ, I'm sorry. That was too much effort for a bad joke...)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 10:15, 4 replies)

Tenuous
Like a tenure tensed up in a tenuosity factory.
(frankspencer, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 10:17, closed)

It is, isn't it?
But 'Mixed Ape' has been done a million times... ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 10:22, closed)

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....
Like it though.
6.8 for artistic interpretation!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 10:38, closed)

genius
The more tenuous the better. Let's make a mockery of this qotw. Direct action beats legislation..
(lost, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 12:39, closed)