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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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My heroineA friend of mine was dumped by text. The girl who did it is secretly my hero. This was the text:
THINK OF A NUMBER
DOUBLE IT
ADD 5
ADD THE NUMBER OF LETTERS IN THE PLACE YOU WERE BORN
THINK OF A COLOUR
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SCROLL DOWN
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READY?
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I can't be with you any more. It's just not working out.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:02, 4 replies)
This is BRILLIANT :D(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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SavageUse of comedy to dump. Ow.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:09, closed)
This girlis now my hero too. That is absolutely hilarious!!
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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This is brilliantDumping by text has never been funnier
*click*
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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