Text Fails
1. I sent this to Greg "In what ways is a Bible like a cock?
You get slapped in the face with it by a priest." Only, I had sent it to his mother, who is a strict Roman Catholic. Her responce was "I'm dissapointed that you believe such preduidices, please be a little bit more mature. X"

2. I get this, "I just heard in the news 'RAF Tornado crashes on hillside.'This is what happens when you have a shit advertising slogan like,'you don't have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF'.
Well apparently you fucking should be.", in the middle of a lecture at college and have one of of those laughs that feels like it's punched you in the stomach (the bastards) and everyone looks at me.

3. I sent Greg a picture of my tit's as a joke, only to have him send a text from his mate's phone saying, "I was taking a piss, they said you sent something. They won't give me my fucking phone back."
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:35, 4 replies)

Hi
I would love to be in on the joke...my number is.....
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:49, closed)

Yeah
What he said.

Tits or GTFO
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 6:23, closed)

When
did B3ta turn into a porn board?
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33, closed)

It's just quicker that way.
It combines the only two reasons for needing the internet.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:12, closed)