Not worth it
I was in the park with my little lad and he was having a good splash in the paddling pool. It was a nice day, the sun was shining and he was a very happy lad, smiling away. So, I decided to use my phone to take a picture to show the Mrs proof that I was a complete tool of a father.

Phone out, couple of pictures later....

A middle aged couple come wandering over and politely ask me to stop taking pictures of my son because they were concerned that their daughter (who was also playing in the pool) might end up on one of them and *~shock~* the pictures may end up on Facebook or worse - the Internet!

Anyway - a short discussion ensued and I ended it with the line "Well I wouldn't want to wank over your daughter - she's not that special"...

What I hadn't realised at this point was most of the parents were watching this discussion and the park had gone silent at this point.

Needless to say I had to make a quick get-away and bundle a semi-naked, wet child into my car.
( Mastic, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, 8 replies)

Was it
your own child you bundled into the car?
(DryGoldfish, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:54, closed)

Does it matter?
They're all the same...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:06, closed)

Best answer ever

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:22, closed)

Agreed ^
Many clicks for that!
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:09, closed)

Nice answer
why do parents like that bring their special little organic crap and vomit machines out in public? If they are so scared of the world keep em in the house. - end of small rant.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:05, closed)

Have a click
A classic case of b3ta meets the real world...some people have no sense of humour.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:24, closed)

b3ta vs the real world...
...it'd kinda be like Alien vs Predator.

Only watchable.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:54, closed)

Amazing
You are my new hero!
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:04, closed)