For a moment earlier I thought I was going to die.
That was nice. Then I didn't. That wasn't so nice.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:59, 9 replies)

Well, you are going to die.
So take some solace in that fact, even if it hasn't happened yet.
(We all do)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:06, closed)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:49, closed)

You need to filter. Really.
You're the Kanye West of B3ta. Whatever pops into your walnut sized brain just gets typed up and posted.

None of it ever makes sense, and it's never funny.

Filter. Urgent.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:16, closed)

UPSET^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, closed)

It's funny you know, reading through your
archive, or testament to your own mental illness, as I call it.

There are loads of posts you've linked to where you have simply not understood why they were posted, or even what they really mean. Not all of them, but a fair few.

It's a good collection, I'll give you that. A veritable body of work, something to be, um, proud of.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:15, closed)

could you rewrite this post in Latin
it's not really smug or condescending enough in its current form
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:46, closed)

NOT UPSET, TROLLING THE TROLLS, HONEST I'VE TOTALLY GOT YOU^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:03, closed)

Look, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish,
but Nob Fartbelm had one of the greatest internet strops of all time. OF ALL TIME.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:39, closed)

You're supposed to post things that cheer us up a bit.
Not depress us.
( Muns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, closed)