birth of my baby son a week ago
Life is good
( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:18, 13 replies)

Congrats

(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:25, closed)

no actual moments of joy, please

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:29, closed)

Congratulations!
qotw is rapidly turning into mumsnet.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:35, closed)

Try not to let it die!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:38, closed)

You idiot, your entire life is fucked from this point on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:38, closed)

I'm sure it was fucked long before that

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:44, closed)

Totally hoping your kids find this at some point.

( Zuowan, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 2:29, closed)

Congratulations!
Having said that, my youngest is now 3 and I look at people with very young children and think 'Thank fuck I don't have to do that again'.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:19, closed)

I like babies.
They can't answer back, and society won't judge you for keeping them in a cage.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:26, closed)

Which is usually the exact moment your partner says "Why don't we have another?"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:56, closed)

Hah.
She got her pipes tied after the last one.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, closed)

So she tells you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:10, closed)

Actually, they have to send the bit they
cut out to a lab, so they can confirm they haven't got the wrong part.

So, the lab said so too.

Sorry, I digress. What was it you were trying to say?
(username failed moderation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:44, closed)