A lad got on the tube, and his headphones were too loud.
So I rustled my newspaper and tutted quietly to myself.

That told him!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46, 15 replies)

You should have punched him in the face.
Otherwise, how will he learn?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:48, closed)

Start dancing to the beat,
And after a while get in his face with a "bangin' choon mate!... nice one!"
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, closed)

I asked a lad once to turn it down, or at least put something better on
he actually said "if you don't like it don't listen then" to which I smiled broadly
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:19, closed)

then punched him in the face?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:38, closed)

There's no point unless you punch them in the face.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:43, closed)

Obviously I punched him in the face.
and pushed his earbuds up his nose

(having first sprinkled them with a sachet of black pepper from my Commuter Stash)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:50, closed)

I'm considering getting on the train
with my earbuds up my nose, just to see how long before someone says something about it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:55, closed)

tweeters in the ear
mini-sub woofer for the nostrils?
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:56, closed)

Buttplug subwoofer, methinks.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:25, closed)

That could be a million dollar idea
I'm thinking wireless though.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:56, closed)

you carry pepper on the train
That must make you a well seasoned traveller
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:08, closed)

www.instantrimshot.com

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:18, closed)

pretty sure that's going to be porn
just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, closed)

yep the porn alarm is going off

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, closed)

There's no need for hysteria, madam
It's Ronald the Aquatic Flippered Mammal
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:55, closed)