It is probably the same in many households so you will all know exactly what I am talking about,
when the butler has ironed a perfect crease into all the sections of the Sunday Times but excluding the magazine sections.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 18:36, 4 replies)

He's supposed to have Sunday morning off
to go to church with his family.
You tyrant!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:37, closed)

You read a paper owned by a colonial?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 19:52, closed)

Any butler or valet worth his salt,
would have discarded the ghastly magazine sections in the nearest bin, or possibly donated them to a barber's serving the local proletariat.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:13, closed)

Ladies need those sections, not like they can understand finance.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:32, closed)