Why do you and the other puppies have such an obsession with this?
For every post someone makes about their kids, you cretins post 10 'nobody likes your kids' replies, or in your case, a whole new thread.

We get it. You don't care about our kids.

But get this - nobody give a fuck what you think either. Sorry you're infertile and have never had sex, but don't crap the board up with this please. It's highly unoriginal, and very tedious.

Thanks.
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:43, 3 replies)

You complete and utter parent.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:46, closed)

Well, the difference is that the stories without kids are actually interesting.
Every story about kids is just "I love my kids... they're really cute".

Well, that's fine, but it's a fucking truism. We know you love your kids. If you didn't, THAT would be unusual... and, in fact, WAY more interesting... so tell us a story about your son who you hate, who is a little retard, and who you really hope falls down the stairwell at school and dies? At the very least it'll gather more clicks than the current dross the parent squad have been spamming out.

Why must someone without kids be infertile, or celibate? That's the usual retarded response from people with kids, who assume that anyone without must have failed to have them, despite trying. Anyway, I don't claim my post not to be tedious and shit... it clearly wasn't intended to entertain, or inform people, or bring a warm glow to anyone's heart, unlike all the parenting stories that that attempt to (but wildly miss the mark).

Maybe we should have a new question: "Do you have kids? Do you think anyone else gives a shit? Post your tedious stories about your kids now, to get that boring shit out of the way."
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:52, closed)

I take it stories about grandkids are exempt.
We didn't do anything disgusting to get them and we can hate the little fuckers if we want to.
We don't though because they're brilliant, every single one of them.

(Yours may not be).
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, closed)

OK. So they're brilliant.
Why are all the stories about them so shit then? Am I to conclude that whilst the kids are actually awesome, their parents are total dweebs?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:23, closed)

To be fair the only adults you've met have been on here.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:38, closed)

tl;dr

(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, closed)

Thought as much.
You did your best, I guess.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:20, closed)

Christ you're thick and dull.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:26, closed)