lol but I've done a sex in another human being

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, 2 replies)

Working your way up to a live one.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, closed)

I'm working my way through this dead one.
I'm just up to a runny bit that probably used to be the liver.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:20, closed)

I know you're trying to bait me into an indignant response,
where I desperately try to save face and attempt to convince a hostile forum that I've put my willy in someone.

So instead I shall point out that I put my willy in your mum repeatedly, and both of us hate you.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, closed)

lol she's dead

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:19, closed)

Thats what attracted him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:21, closed)

I was mainly attracted to the idea of being Shambo's Dad.
That really turned me on.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:27, closed)

You do realise Shambo's only seven.
Paedo!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:42, closed)