Not very funny
but i was once suspended from school for setting fire to a girls hair. she picked me out of the class i was in and everything, I was suspended despite my numerous attempts to plead my case for innocence.

I was re instated the next day when she had thought about it and realised that it was a mistake and someone else was to blame. Bitch.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:43, 5 replies)

Well as long as you put her skirt back down.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:55, closed)

She got you a free day off school, what are you complaining about?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 14:11, closed)

Do you think that I was allowed to just chill the fuck out while suspended...
oh no...it was hell.

My mother used to work from home (sex worker)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 14:25, closed)

...what are you complaining about?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 13:51, closed)

but it was a day off WITHOUT pay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 0:17, closed)