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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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"If you think you're the most important man in the world
Try ordering another man's dog around."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:33, 8 replies)
Giving orders to canines would be beneath me,
you peasant. Fortunately, my butler carries a revolver, and is a crack shot.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:44, closed)

butler mother shot whore

&c
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)
^good work here^

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:14, closed)

dog wife
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:27, closed)
Tomato/tomato

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52, closed)
My cat's up a tree.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:01, closed)
How does he smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:34, closed)
Smells like...
Old Spice.

Look at your cat,
now look at the tree,
Now back at your cat, now back at the tree...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 18:51, closed)

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