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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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I just Googled the Rainbow Bridge Poem (as per post below)
Fucking vile sugary nonsense. Maggots and worms get us in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:58, 7 replies)
And then, when they die, the humans they ate
will be waiting for them, with pricked up ears and wide eyes, and then the humans and the maggots will walk to heaven together!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:09, closed)
I can't be arsed reading this poem.
Is it like On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:24, closed)

I am struggling to see how it can be termed a poem.
(Jack of Diamonds, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:54, closed)
true. it's just mindless prattle.

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:13, closed)
There is this version.
www.newrainbowbridge.com/NRB/rbpoem.htm

It is worse than the mindless prattle.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:36, closed)
At least that one's a poem.
Still nauseating, but a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 19:41, closed)
I'm quite enjoying the fact that..
...I have no desire to Google, find and read The Rainbow Bridge Poem.

Do I have permission to be smug, Sir?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:44, closed)

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