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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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When I was 18
I had an ace night out.
9 months later all my nightmares* came true.
I was 41 yesterday. He is now taller than me.
The little shit has cost me a fortune.

*not really. Little bastard is a fucking legend.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:03, 9 replies)

So glad abortions exist
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 4:18, closed)
When they are 23 It's called Murder.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:58, closed)
Happy birthday for yesterday.
I'm 41 next month. No kids though which allowed me to spend all my money on fast cars and booze. The idea of having a teenage kid at this age scares the bejeesus out of me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:57, closed)
Yeah, when I think of all the things I could of had. *sigh* The thought of having a baby at this age scares me, I'm glad I got it out of the way when I had some energy. All those friends who felt sorry for me are now having their own and inside I'm laughing.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:19, closed)
twenty when i had mine.
When I'm in my forties I recon Il have a 'second youth'
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:31, closed)
Unless you end up with another.
Friend of mine's youngest was 17 and getting ready to go to university. Friend gets knocked up again at 39. Oops.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:39, closed)
ah my mates mum did that!
But she loves it, recons she's the happiest she's ever been. In her forties so money wise she is pretty comfortable compared to when she was younger. Plus she said its a lot easier because this time round she's got experience. Gos on naughty weekends in Ireland every other weekend with her mates and the little one was infact souvenir from Ireland :p
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:15, closed)
You will...
mind he seems to have kept me young right through, I do actually know what the kids are listening to instead of wondering what the terrible racket is coming from his bedroom.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:21, closed)
I call her 'inspector piglet'
She's nine months at the moment and just wants food all the time. I mean she has meals inbetween meals, and inbetween those meals has snacks!
I have a deal with my mates that we go for a night out at least every fortnight.
I recon Il be like that, listen to the same music to her, good music is good music what ever the decade. To young for bands atm but we both live a bit of Brahms ;)
(, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 9:07, closed)

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