Er, I wasn't the one off my tits on the ketamine, that was the bowling ball thief. Don't see the big attraction of ketamine.

And I didn't say I was shagging 3 blokes. Could have been 3 blokes and me watching! I'll leave that bit up to the imagination. Not everyone is straight, not everyone is vanilla and not all friendships have to be white picket fence. And some people get to have fun with more than just their own hands in front of a computer screen. I'm just glad to be enjoying my life right now. Got to enjoy yourself at least a few times. And if that is by having safe sexual fun between close friends then so be it - it's better than going out and having risky one night stands with strangers like the vast majority of others seem to.
Still - one of the best mementos of a night out that I've come home with! I had fun, that's all that matters, right?
As for the bowling balls weight, pft. It was heavy. Purple and heavy. You can place bets on how much it weighed and I'll ask the owner to check if you really want!
( Bathory, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:02, 2 replies)

cheers Bathory, I was on your side the whole time
I couldn't believe it when that NickLock started making weight jokes, its almost like he read the bullimia and anorexia stuff in your profile and did it on purpose
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, closed)

Shrugs, I'm used to it. Thick skin and all. Prob all the fat. I certainly am somewhat softer around the middle now, hah.
( Bathory, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18, closed)

Either that or it's all that cum.
( Bathory, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:27, closed)

are you a bloke? i'm hoping you're a bloke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, closed)

It's a chunky bird Q
Who wants everyone to know, especially all her bullys and tormentors from school that she's made it, three blokes who she vaguely knows stuck their cocks up her shitpipe at once, leaving her emancipated, and with some occasional scratching below.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:44, closed)

You're just jealous because you wanted three blokes you vaguely know to stick their cocks up your shitpipe
and let's face it, you've never been emancipated in your life
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:44, closed)

Busted.
( Bathory, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:45, closed)

So now you're saying that instead of a 4 way with you as the cheese in a 3 meat sandwich,
you flicked your bean whilst watching 3 guys suck-off, bum-fuck & perform hand shandys with each other.

My, that's taking fag-haggery to a whole new level.
Hey - my sex life with the missus is neither vanilla nor picket fences. But it sure as fuck isn't anything you've tried to describe.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 May 2012, 8:31, closed)

i stuck a fruit pastille lolly up my bum once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:48, closed)

Haha, I'm never going to divulge the content now! You can just guess and imagine.

And fruit pastille lolly? You wuss. Try a Rocket lolly. They have ridges. Or a Feast - they're studded!
( Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:06, closed)

Ooooohh.
So mysterious.
There's only so many combos my dear & if you were a drunk girly - none of them look particularly good.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 May 2012, 11:10, closed)

I didn't realise that what consenting adults get up to in their spare time had to impress and arouse people beyond those who were involved in it, especially strangers on the internet. Fucksocks. Next time I shall make sure to consult arousing situation guru, ROF, before I try anything sexually subversive.
( Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:30, closed)

So.
3 guys, 1 cunt then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 1 May 2012, 13:15, closed)

^ Sorry, I don't do requests, and it was just a one off. You're out of luck there, Sir.
( Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:21, closed)

Not enough condoms/antibacterial lube
in the world.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:31, closed)

[insert gag about availability of small condoms here]..etc.

Reminds me of that scene in Cabin Fever with the guy pouring Listerine over his cock after fucking the decomposing woman. Nasty.
( Bathory, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:02, closed)

that sounds really sexy, i think i tried to watch that film once but it wasn't very good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:38, closed)

Needs more boobs.
( Bathory, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:40, closed)