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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I DUN A SHAME FUCK WITH A FUGLY AND KEPT HER CRUSTY CUM BLOOMERS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:13, 9 replies)
Arf
lolololololol. Ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:24, closed)
You're up early today

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:32, closed)
Hahaha rory
Run out of your own comments I see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:08, closed)
leave my mum out of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2012, 21:16, closed)
I LEFT PLENTY IN HER!!!!!
CUM DAT IZ!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:17, closed)
Can I have them back please
they were my best ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:17, closed)
alright herb,
I've got a pair too.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2012, 21:44, closed)
I USED DEM AS A TABLECLOTH ON CUM DINE WIV ME!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:18, closed)
i thought
that those were gravy stains
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:26, closed)

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