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"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17)
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The house looked okay before the day.
Come the actual move the place was full of ants and smelt like something had died inside it.

There were rotting animal innards in the cellar, human faeces in the boiler, a leaking water supply pipe, the radiators and shower didn't work, containers of what looked like acid everywhere, and pieces of kebab meat decomposing nicely inside the walls. All the tap heads were missing.

And there was a fucking great hole burnt through the roof and ceilings in a straight line down to where I suspect an armchair was located.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:57, 7 replies)
Don't moan
Charles Dickens turned this sort of stuff into a career.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:12, closed)

(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:30, closed)
also, "tggi"
(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:41, closed)
And that's the last time you'll move to Silent Hill?

(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:04, closed)
Star Wars

(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:54, closed)
I can't remember what it was you did to merit such treatment,
but I hope you learned your lesson.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:45, closed)

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:02, closed)

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