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"Moving house is one the more stressful moments in life," claims Social Hand Grenade. What horrible things have happened to you as you shift your black bin bag of undies from one hovel to the next?

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:17)
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I moved from the UK to the US 6 years ago
Was pretty humbling reducing my life down to one small pilots bag of stuff and my clothes I was wearing.

Mind you due to the random and strange nature of my trinkets, I had a nice time gettin to know the 'nice' fellows at Manchester Airport security very well.

Checked every single fuckin piece of my chess set the twats, went rhouh all my gear, checked my feet out and everything, and totally failed to find the illicit pork pies and hash I had stashed in the bag pocket ... Wankers.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 6:01, 6 replies)
You ought to be strung up...
smuggling meat products like that.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:12, closed)
"smuggling meat products" is my new favourite euphemism.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:27, closed)
It is my new favourite pasttime.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:55, closed)
How stoned were you?
You risked being married to the man with the most cigarettes for a decade of your life for a tiny bit of hash?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:56, closed)

or risked being followed by silly references on b3ta for life, for a bit of a story...
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:57, closed)
I forgot the hash was in the bottom
of a Golden Virginia bag, totally not on purpose, the pies however, were a cunning master plan :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 10:44, closed)

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