1) Due to having a lacrimal gland dysfunction I cannot weep like a blubber-titted bitch.
2) Due to having a BPD linked to depression I am without fear.
2) I lack concentration.
3) Even the deaths of relatives, my father included delivered not one negative emotional response.

In summary, I come across as a right callous bastard. Being well built, I come across as a massive, callous bastard and because I like fighting I drive a Honda Accord.

Truth is, I ran a pub in a really rough town. It was a rough pub but in five years it was a splendid safe pub and busy. I did however have to fight for the right to establish order and I still get abuse some 20 years later from the maggots who I barred or twatted. Trouble is the twatted ones are breeders and now have young sons to do their battles. So it fucking goes.

The other truth is, that before I got that pub I was barred from every pub in that town and this is before the days of Pubbed and Clubbed (that is, barred from one premises barred from them all). Why, because before the internet I was a pub troll (wind up merchant) and fights ensued, LOLS.

One other thing, I witnessed an horrendous car accident, back in the day when cars were just sheet metal and crumple zones were talked about). Within seconds I found myself doing the exact opposite of what I always imagined myself doing in that situation, I ran to help. And indeed did help.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:39, 19 replies)

How can the strictly non-medical Biocidal Products Directive 98/8/EC (soon to be superceded by the Biocides Regulation 528/2012) be linked to depression?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:33, closed)

Coxcombic dullard.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:09, closed)

pretentious, self-pitying troll

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:18, closed)

shining wit. The eptiome of monotony a shining example of an interbore. Dragging his mouth
breathing ways into the land of binary but sending everyone else to the Land Of Nod.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

You could mention it in one of your humorless, droning posts. That would certainly do the trick.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:12, closed)

PROTIP: "no self-awareness" was the QOTW nine months ago.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:35, closed)

FUCKS SAKE MAN
Here he is telling us about how he helped someone in need (manned up rather than crying like a little bitch) and here you are making jokes about Bipolar Disorder acronyms and giving snarky PROTIPS.

Have a fucking heart gvyppl!
Tongue-in-cheek makes it difficult to say "inb4 UPSET ON THE INTERNET!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:54, closed)

All I got from this
is that you're jealous of all the sex being had by Jeremy Kyle's guests.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:39, closed)

The abuse he gives them on camera is all a front
He's a fucking demon backstage, sometimes he'll do four at a time
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 1:39, closed)

Yes and the diseases.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:09, closed)

Point 2 I don't get. (First one)
I too have bdp (type 2) and paranoid schizo.

I've never been more scared in my life than when my daughter has been seriously ill or in danger - thankfully quite infrequently for both.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:58, closed)

I care in an uncaring way.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 21:54, closed)

Boogie Down Productions?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:00, closed)

Is 'BPD linked to depression' the new internet shorthand for 'crippling self-diagnosed autism' then?
And if you'd really been 'barred from every pub in that town' I really, really doubt that you'd have been granted a license.

tldr: Lies on the internet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 Aug 2013, 8:37, closed)

Confusing barred and getting done by babylon preventing you from getting a license.
But as you wish. Though this is a very true narration.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 21:52, closed)

Keep digging.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 7:42, closed)

Nothing to dig for, you aint even potato rot. Barren land, fruitless, spent, wasted and forgotten.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:40, closed)

Still projecting your problems onto everyone else then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 19:29, closed)

Alright, glass eye.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:05, closed)