MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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I nearly got mugged...... when I was at Teesside Poly (as it was called back at the end of the 80s) and was in one of Middlesbrough's more dodgier takeaways. Me and my southern mates had been out on the lash and fancied a kebab. I was the only northerner and we got approached by this hard looking cnut who said in dulcit Teesside tones "Are ye students leek?" Too which I said yes. As I was about to get the perceived kicking he asked what part of Yorkshire I was from as he had an aunty in Doncaster. He then went on to say that us northerners should stick together against these "southern bastards" and I had to agree, knowing that it was saving us all from a right good twatting.
I've never been mugged. I fear I'd poo myself if I was...
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 20:13, Reply)
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