MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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From interwebnetRight, always remember this from another message board I use - it may just be urban legend
Bloke is out at night, walking home down a alley way to his house. Its a clear night and everywhere is well lit.
Attacker jumps out from hiding place and confronts bloke with smallish knife, demanding the blokes money and phone. He's about 2 metres away from him. Bloke says "ok, calm down, chill with the still" and pulls out his wallet from his back pocket.
Bloke then throws wallet into the sky. Mugger looks up and goes to catch, where-as bloke steps forward and boots mugger in the cahonies.
Mugger drops to floor, forgets everything apart from agonising numb pain in groin.
Bloke picks up wallet, puts it away and continues his journey.
Could be utter cods-wallop, but I like to think its true.
(, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 8:20, Reply)
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