Violent Muggery
Ages ago in my late teens I was out one afternoon and 2 neds appeared from round the corner (you can tell from a mile off what they are) and start towards me down the street. They draw level with me and suddenly one of them says "Haw, wee man" (I should point out that I'm from Glasgow). Instead of looking round and saying a polite hello, I instinctively flinched and lucky I did because the fucker slashed me with a stanley knife. If I had turned round I would have gotten a nice extra opening across my face but since I flinched like a big puff I got hit across the back of the head/left ear and was therefore not badly injured, although I did need several stitches and lost a bit of blood. The cnuts never even justified the attack with some robbery which really pissed me off as at least it would have been a wee bit worth it. Actually in a way the bastards actually stole some of my blood.*

^{*And I want it back, it's mine.}
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 16:43, Reply)