'I Thought he was a Fag!'
So my brother, a burly 5'7" tall and about the same of pure muscle wide at the time, is coming home from a drunken night out with his rubgy team all on his onesies. The theme for this piss-up? Gay night.
So this full-back, wearing a suit resplendant with a luminesant pink tie and moave shirt, is staggering home when two guys jump him. Did I mention my brother was training for the marines? Well he was, and in signing up he showed he was ever so slightly tapped.
After throwing one of his would be muggers over a nearby wall, he performs a 'citizens arrest' hold on the other one till the coppers turn up.
Skip forwards to the trial about 3 months later, the guy they caught in the dock gets sent down. His only comment? 'I reckoned I could take him, I thought that fucker was a puff!'
( Pointy Head poked another hole in my anorak on, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 21:07, Reply)