MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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so much for doing good...came out of a pub in a slightly dodgy area of bristol one sunday night. had been in there all of 5 mins returning a pair of glasses i'd accidentally picked up the previous night.
i start walking home
- i hear two guys coming up behind me
i carry on walking
- they're walking faster than me, and talking loudly about some crap or other
i carry on walking
- they start to pass me, except they're going past one on either side
alarm bells start to ring
- at that moment, one hits me across the throat with his arm and the other pushes me onto the floor
i stay still, stunned, trying to breathe and trying to speak
- they go through my pockets and run off
very professionally done - i didn't even see their faces.
taught me the element of surprise counts a lot more than any skills in martial arts i may have.
(, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 21:44, Reply)
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