I refused to give money to a tramp
as I knew he would have just spent it on booze and drugs which would have eventually killed him.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:35, 9 replies)

You're a good boy! A GOOD boy!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:37, closed)

Fucking spoilsport.
You KNOW that dancing for pennies is about the only exercise frisbee gets these days since he pawned his disc for half a bottle of meths.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 9:41, closed)

INDIGNITAS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, closed)

Is it bad when the Big Issue man starts buying beers for you?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:46, closed)

How about food, instead of money?
Then they can exchange their food for money with other tramps.
Then spend THAT on booze and drugs which will eventually kill them.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:53, closed)

A crusty once approached me
Whipped the smelly hat off his matted dreads and said "good sir, may I trouble you for some coins of the realm for which I may spend in a foolhardy manner on rough cider for Bad Manners are playing at the Fleece & Firkin tonight and I lack the funds to go and get shit faced and skank like a gibbon"

I gave him every coin I had in my pocket
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:54, closed)

Yeah - thanks for that - it was a cracking gig.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:59, closed)

He earned it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:59, closed)

I offered a tramp half a pizza.
He didn't want it as his mate was away getting some rolls n sausage.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:03, closed)