Take him down the pub you tight fisted cunt.
Go on, have a drink with him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 10:34, 2 replies)

Pfffft!
I've made the mistake of going to the pub with him too many times. If nothing else, I can't afford to keep up with him... God knows where he gets his money from; but eight bottles of wine a day can't come cheap.
(Gravity's Raincoat, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:46, closed)

He's probably giving tramps blowjobs behind the skips in the alley round the back of the pub at 11p a go.
Your workmate is frisbee adam, yeah?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 10:48, closed)

Who is frisbee adam?
I'm not around here much; have I missed some minor lol-scandal?
(Gravity's Raincoat, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:54, closed)

*shakes head sadly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, closed)

I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10, closed)