Here's a challenge -
Check shambo's best of - here. And then check mine and tell me which of us regularly comes here to post a story based upon the nominated topic each week. Consistently.
Then tell me who comes here and does not much more than belittle posters. Constantly.
If you can, be objective - then get back to me.
Cheers.
EDIT: I should also point out that many of my "best of's" have also featured on the front page each week. I say this because I know how important that is to AB in particular.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:44, 4 replies)

Yes but lately you seem to be little more than an attention seeking bellend.
And you're not even very good at that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:53, closed)

I swear someone behind that chin just said something.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:57, closed)

I like how your 'best of's features at least one semi-literate 'I hate nasty trolls' whine
Way to prove your point there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:11, closed)

I must be really, really thick.
Cause regardless of what you call "semi-literate" (trust me - if you're setting the bar then I'm fucking Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare and James Joyce all rolled into 1), if I don't like nasty trolls then - yes I must be proving my point fairly well.
Repeatedly.
Sometimes on the Popular Page no-less.
EDIT: For the pedants - I put the "fucking" in so that one of you might pickup on it and then I could make a joke about AB's sexual proclivities.
Go on. You know you want to.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 1:21, closed)

If you're trying to argue 'I stay on topic more than Shambles does' then your own popular page disproves it right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:24, closed)

How?
Precisely please.
Showing working and proof.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 1:32, closed)

Ok now this is obviously a bit of a challenge for you but I'll try and explain
my reply was what we call a 'joke' I was trying to be 'funny'

I was of course calling you a cunt while I was doing it but in the 10 years or so I have frequented this site I have been called a cunt, a twunt, a bellend, a splerging fucklord the other day by Janet (i think she fancies me), and numerous other insults. It is the juice by which B3ta runs it's why we come here. For the banter for the comedy 2 and fro and the of the cuff irreverent insulting humorous name calling.

Don't like it? go it mumsnet you tedious prick (that wasn't trying to be funny BTW I just think you are a tedious prick)

This is a very rushed post I have stuff to do it's the weekend ....
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:37, closed)

I think janet kinda fancies everyone.
But there isn't a bargepole long enough.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 11:51, closed)

lol irony

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:53, closed)

you are Alanis Morrisette
aicmfp
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:53, closed)

all this is giving me a headache

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:46, closed)

I'm Jack Ruby's comedy account.

(JFK I need you like a hole in the head, Sun 12 May 2013, 13:54, closed)

Three of your top five don't directly relate to the question
compared to one of shambolic's. Besides, isn't the point to answer the question, not to 'tell a story'?
(cs1ca, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:53, closed)