my cousin
saved me from a week of massive family squabbles, babysitting, housework and occasional boredom by taking me on a free holiday to weymouth.
got shat on by a seagull, but it was still great!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:00, 14 replies)

My Mum and Dad are in Cornwall at the moment.
On their first day my Dad went and bought a cornish pasty, stood outside the shop ready to take his first bite, a seagull swooped in and took the entire thing straight out of his hands, it left him with the empty bag though!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:15, closed)

they're cheeky bastards
the holiday park was fantastic, though, well worth a shitty head
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:20, closed)

Once had driving holiday down there.
Weymouth was my first port of call, loved the isle of Portland
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:43, closed)

the roads are so wide!
went for a coffee at the cafe by the lighthouse on portland yesterday. i'm getting addicted to americano coffee and dorset!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:51, closed)

I remember reversing up a few!
Posh rich bastard with your shop bought!

I was on a really tight buget, I used to go into cafes and ask for a flask of hot water every morning so I could make a drink. I had twelve nights sleeping in my car as I made my way down the south coast to Lands End, then back up the north coast to Lynton/Lynmouth before setting off home.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:02, closed)

my cousin just got a job in weymouth
and she and her partner booked a holiday apartment for a week, while sorting out a flat. i thought we were staying in a caravan, not a swanky apartment directly overlooking chesil beach! i had hardly a penny, as they invited me the day before we went. they spoiled me rotten all week, taking me to the river cottage cafe in axminster and to see the new star trek film in dorchester, not to mention all the cafe visits and paying for all my food!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:13, closed)

Ow sounds great.
What did you have at the river cottage, was it good bad or average, expensive or reasonably price?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:16, closed)

coffee and carrot cake
cheaper than it was in weymouth, about 9 quid for 2 of us
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:43, closed)

MMMMmmmmm yum:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:45, closed)

had to email them before
to see if they could post my sling back to me :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:01, closed)

Fasion one out of a carrier bag!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:04, closed)

no, they chafe!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:06, closed)

Hop on the 31 bus, and have a nice day out in Lyme Regis.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:10, closed)

we were going to go to lyme on friday
but ended up going over to axminster instead
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:38, closed)