Fair enough, let's accept that your made up story is true
You turned down a chance to have sex with a beautiful rich blonde in order to ferry strangers about London. Given that it takes around 40 minutes to drive to Hampstead and back from Euston, you were being paid £15 an hour. Well fucking played.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:30, 1 reply)

Euston to Hampstead 40 minutes?
Ten each way, max.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:33, closed)

OK, meet you in the middle, 30 minutes
£20 an hour. Well fucking played.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 13 May 2013, 21:47, closed)

Telling weak lies and then arguing around them is his schtick.
He's totally having a wank every time there's even a hint that you're taking him seriously.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:25, closed)

And stalking me round this site is yours.
You're like a tiny buzzing mosquito in my ear all the time. Do you ever stop?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:33, closed)

Still not really learned what that word "stalking" means have you pet?
I think it's time you went back on 2.0 ... soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:56, closed)

Thank God.
The buzzing has ceased. I can hear again!

Wonderful this ignore thing. Truly wonderful.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:09, closed)

Jesus you're thick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:37, closed)

Is he?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:05, closed)

Zounds!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:18, closed)

I must say I'm quite enjoying your increasingly frantic attempts to pretend to actually ignore the people you have on ignore.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 May 2013, 12:11, closed)

There's no meeting in the middle.
It's a 3 mile journey - and on a moped, on a day when traffic was almost non-existent, that journey takes no less than 10 minutes.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:30, closed)