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This is a question Nativity Plays

Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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I played a Russian prostitute
because I could do a convincing accent. It wasn't a nativity play though. Or at Christmas. And I was 15. I'm just trying to squeeze something from this question and this is the closest I come. I wore a fur coat, red lipstick and a pair of high heels.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:59, 13 replies)
Dave just called
says he wants his hat back, I don't know what he's talking about, thought you might know?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:02, closed)
Oh, hang on, 15.
Puts the "pictures or it didn't happen" quip back in the box and walks away.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:03, closed)
I hadn't even had sex at that age
so I was quite upset that they typecast me.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:03, closed)
I bet you got the
'most promising slag of the year' award too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:05, closed)
They didn't say that!
They said "Girl Most Likely to Provide Pleasure"
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:08, closed)
...to a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:13, closed)
They didn't say that!
They said "...to the world"
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:24, closed)
Rather prescient of them, really
PS When do I get my pleasure then?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:28, closed)
When you pay up.
10% discount since you named me your favourite b3tan of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:29, closed)
So you wore your normal clothing then, huh?


Sounds like the stuff I wore at that age.....minus the fur coat though cause we weren't posh.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:13, closed)
it was old and furry
and it smelled
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:19, closed)
I am glad you explained that.
As I read the first line of your answer, I was immediately wondering how a Russian prostitute would fit in to a nativity play and that maybe it was a Wiccan or Russian translation of the bible or something like that.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:14, closed)
you get all types
hanging round Nazareth at census time. Any opportunity for a quick buck.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:21, closed)

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