I was lucky...
When I got a scholarship to Grammar School, the whole xmas play thing fell by the wayside. Unless, of course you wanted to get involved in drama. I did.

One of the productions we had in my lower 6th was a play written by my (sadly missed) head of drama. It was an adaptation of Out of Africa, but with a steamy love interest thrown in. Oh yes. The reason it needed a steamy love interest is because no fucker can understand the book otherwise, and it needed some kind of plot to keep it together. Personally, I think it was so that the head of drama could watch teenage boys prance around wearing loincloths.

Anyway, I digress.

I was playing Blixen, the main protagonist. He falls in love with a girl from the Kikuyu tribe. Obviously, their love was forbidden, and they had to keep their furious games of hide the sausage under wraps. Sex with natives was a big no-no.

In this play, life imitated art. The girl who was playing the Kikuyu woman who I was supposed to fall in love with was, quite frankly, stunning. I mean, even though I later changed teams she was gorgeous. And she clearly had a thing for me too. As I found on the first night.

One particular scene, I was supposed to hold her close to me in an embrace as the lights dimmed. As the curtain fell, she squeezed my cock through my safari pants and whispered "Carrot, my Dad's in the audience but I've got his car keys. Fancy some fun?"

Hell yeah. His Dad drove a vintage Jaguar. Absolutely gorgeous car. Anyway, we got onto the back seat, where she proceeded to expertly fellate me. We did this every night during the production, including on the last night, when young Carrot lost his virginity. Spluff.

And that is my story of

Native E-type lays.

*Awaits spanging*
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, 9 replies)

It's too beautiful for spanging
*applauds*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:17, closed)

Wonderful...

You are me*, AICMFP.

*not intended as an insult.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, closed)

I take it
as the sincerest flattery
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:17, closed)

Magnificently
awful - well done!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:29, closed)

*loving spang*
Well done, sir, true art, truly 'tis true art.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:48, closed)

Simply marvellous
*adjusts monocle*

Bravo!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:40, closed)

*SPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNG*

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:11, closed)

I laughed and cried.
Suberb spanging!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:23, closed)

*groangigglespang*
*click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 6:29, closed)