Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I also know that 180 miles divided by 115mph does not equal 2 hours and 24 minutes.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:08,
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By strange coincidence, the previous record breaking effort,ALSO involved stopping to singe his pubes in front of some startled coppers, but for different reasons.
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I don't suppose anybody will point out that they had mobile gatsos on the m1 before 1995. (
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:21,
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Never mind that, pre the forth lane being built getting above 60 would be a notable acheivement, in and of itself.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30,
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whoa there, hoss!I hope we're not suggesting that little billy bullshit can't even be bothered inventing new lies for a new question
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:35,
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Heaven forefend!I believe every word he has ever typed. Indeed, I pride myself on my credulity.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:39,
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If it is made by Jura I will consider it.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:03,
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it can be made by whoever you want it to be, hunny(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:06,
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Can I please order the Ferran Adrià Gaggia(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:15,
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certoGaz me your bank details and mother's maiden name and a recent picture of your shaven balls.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:07,
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My credit card has a "valid from" date of July 2024.Hope that's acceptable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:12,
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Plus pretty much constant roadworks and contra flows at various points for the last 30 years(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30,
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