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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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I was driving on the M1* in my BMW 535i M sport and a car behind suddenly lost control suffering a tyre blowout and probable loss of beading. I was
doing about 115mph on my Z rated tyres, I imagine his tyres on a Vauxhall Nova are probably P or summat.




* It was the M6, but I wanted to be topical.

ps. The Nova did not launch itself across the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:11, 13 replies)
^BMW driver^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:24, closed)
I am an utter twat behind the wheel of any vehicle, the Lada 1600 was pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:31, closed)
i am an utter twat <s></s>

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:32, closed)
I've been in a car (a fucked Opel ascona for shit 1980s car nerds) during a high speed blow out
I say high speed ... we were on the long slope of the A6 past Kendal where teenagers used to go to die. I doubt we even touched 100 before it asploded.

I wish it had been as exciting as billy bullshit's fantasy version.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:26, closed)
are you certain that aliens did not abduct at the exact moment of the blowout?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:33, closed)
Did you pass out like a nancy in full view of the fuzz?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:49, closed)
nah ... we were all too wrecked on cider and dexys

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:05, closed)
My mum liked Dexys
Come on Eileen dhafsdiofsdsdiohsdifdidaidaidiovdionsdioiovvsdio
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 21:29, closed)
most of the dexys we got came from people's mums
docs used to hand them out to housewives like sweets in the 70s and 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:24, closed)
that and Tenuate Dospan - she is a fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:06, closed)
Never driven on the M6 before.
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:46, closed)
Used to be, full of furriners now innit like the rest of Blacktain.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:55, closed)
the brum toll road is alright
and the new stretch up into scotchland ... but I don't know that's m6 by then.
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