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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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QOTW is so shit that old questions are being repeated. This story made me laugh today so I thought I would share it here. It is not my story and has fuck all to do with this QOTW question.

"What is your most awkward "I thought I/we were alone" story?"

Forgot my towel right before taking a shower. Ran downstairs naked to get fresh one from the dryer which was running (fuck yeah). I run up the stairs on all fours coughing, "Gollum! GOLLUM!" Almost to the top, roommate's gf leaning over bannister looking at me, very confused.

I do weird stuff when I think I'm alone.

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:30, 5 replies)

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:17, closed)
About the time that came out in the charts, I had a probation officer who was almost a clone of Tiffany.

When I say clone, I mean she looked like her - no idea what her singing was like.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 7:32, closed)
I like this.

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 20:40, closed)
If QOTW was "What is your most awkward "I thought I/we were alone" story?"
There'd be pages of wanking/mum/cup of tea/pissing in mouth stories

So, a normal week then.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 7:36, closed)
I once got pissed up at a children's party and spent far too long playing the boxing part of the wii sports game.
At the end of the night I shadowboxed and shuffled the half mile home imaging I was Sugar Ray Puppet-Account only to discover that some random stranger had been making the same journey and came up and told me while I was struggling with my front door that he 'just had to tell me that that was one of the best things he'd ever seen' and disappeared back into the night laughing.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:21, closed)

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