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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Felt queasy before getting to work.
I did about an hour of work and collapsed. As I came around, all I can remember is the paramedic saying to someone, "We won't need the defibrillator now." They took me to hospital where I did eventually get my shit together.
All I can remember whilst out for the count was standing on a ledge under the shade of a tree looking out over the sea. Didn't see any relatives or white light, just felt pure bliss.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:55, 8 replies)
Free Dibulators!

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:10, closed)
Fred Dibnah later

(, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:39, closed)
I too have fainted.

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:51, closed)
TGGI^^^^

(, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:58, closed)
Trans Global Group Incorporated?

(, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:16, closed)
i actually died and had to be wanked off to start my heart again.

(, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:15, closed)
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, Merseyside technique.

(, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:09, closed)
...and when you came round, there was a cup of tea waiting for you on the bedside table.

(, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:30, closed)

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