Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I guess I can just stick this back in here then
My flatmate Daisy and I have got crazy neighbours above and below.
Above: an alcoholic, sexually frustrated former athlete whose always having screaming rows with her daughter (who i've never seen, only heard). My mate Mike now lodges with her, he's a brave man...altho he has stolen a tank or two in his time so i'm not sure who the real mentalist is.
Below: eccentric, mental, emotionally detached artist who sometimes uses his penis instead of a brush and is very good at designing banners.
Its an strange mix, but we all get on ok :)
Worried about length? Then skip to the end...
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:17, 6 replies)
My flatmate Daisy and I have got crazy neighbours above and below.
Above: an alcoholic, sexually frustrated former athlete whose always having screaming rows with her daughter (who i've never seen, only heard). My mate Mike now lodges with her, he's a brave man...altho he has stolen a tank or two in his time so i'm not sure who the real mentalist is.
Below: eccentric, mental, emotionally detached artist who sometimes uses his penis instead of a brush and is very good at designing banners.
Its an strange mix, but we all get on ok :)
Worried about length? Then skip to the end...
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:17, 6 replies)
Ive heard of this place
do you have a mental mate who thinks he's a soldier?
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:04, closed)
do you have a mental mate who thinks he's a soldier?
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:04, closed)
That's Mike
Who I mention above. He's got an unhealthy obsession with my face. Still feel guilty about the tree incident though...
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:59, closed)
Who I mention above. He's got an unhealthy obsession with my face. Still feel guilty about the tree incident though...
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:59, closed)
It's a bit more complicated that just designing banners, Zutroy
Despair.....Anger.....Pain....Sorrow
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:31, closed)
Despair.....Anger.....Pain....Sorrow
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:31, closed)
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