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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I guess I can just stick this back in here then
My flatmate Daisy and I have got crazy neighbours above and below.

Above: an alcoholic, sexually frustrated former athlete whose always having screaming rows with her daughter (who i've never seen, only heard). My mate Mike now lodges with her, he's a brave man...altho he has stolen a tank or two in his time so i'm not sure who the real mentalist is.

Below: eccentric, mental, emotionally detached artist who sometimes uses his penis instead of a brush and is very good at designing banners.

Its an strange mix, but we all get on ok :)

Worried about length? Then skip to the end...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:17, 6 replies)
Ive heard of this place
do you have a mental mate who thinks he's a soldier?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:04, closed)
That's Mike
Who I mention above. He's got an unhealthy obsession with my face. Still feel guilty about the tree incident though...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 7:59, closed)
It's a bit more complicated that just designing banners, Zutroy
Despair.....Anger.....Pain....Sorrow
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:31, closed)
How exactly
do you steal a tank?!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, closed)

It wasnt a tank, it was an Abbot SPG!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:15, closed)
Click
Was thinking of this myself.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:16, closed)

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