NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I used to live next doorto some communists.
Every time they tried to have a party it'd split into two parties, both claiming to be the real one.
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I genuinely thought Bob Monkhouse was deaduntil I started reading your posts :D
EDIT; and that's not an insult :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:18,
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Is he orange?(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:23, closed)
*tries to think of In Soviet Russia joke*(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:27,
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In Soviet Russia,joke thinks of YOU.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Oct 2009, 9:22,
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In Soviet RussiaYou think of "In Soviet Russia joke thinks"
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In Soviet RussiaJoke thinks of "You think of In Soviet Russia joke thinks"
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In Soviet Russiareplying to a thread relating to a joke he doesn't understand thinks of sabre-tooth MONKEY.
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but... the...huh... what?
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