Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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I used to live next door
to some communists.
Every time they tried to have a party it'd split into two parties, both claiming to be the real one.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, 9 replies)
to some communists.
Every time they tried to have a party it'd split into two parties, both claiming to be the real one.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:14, 9 replies)
I genuinely thought Bob Monkhouse was dead
until I started reading your posts :D
EDIT; and that's not an insult :)
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until I started reading your posts :D
EDIT; and that's not an insult :)
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In Soviet Russia
Joke thinks of "You think of In Soviet Russia joke thinks"
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Joke thinks of "You think of In Soviet Russia joke thinks"
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In Soviet Russia
replying to a thread relating to a joke he doesn't understand thinks of sabre-tooth MONKEY.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:43, closed)
replying to a thread relating to a joke he doesn't understand thinks of sabre-tooth MONKEY.
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