I hate my neighbour
I have a dog. Lovely thing she is, alsation/belgian shepherd cross. Like most dogs, she likes a bark.
My neighbour has dogs. Two dobermans and a terrier thing. Like most dogs, they like a bark.
His dogs bark whenever mine is in the garden (mines a bitch his are dogs). Mine barks back. Normal dog behaviour? No, apparently not.
He is now threatening me with environmental health/police action because of the noise from my dog.
Despite the fact his dogs bark more than mine, and mine is just replying to his dog's barking.

I hate him, he is a cunt.
(animal252 last activated his kitten hammer on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:30, 5 replies)

I think
you should both be made to have silencers fitted to your dogs or moved to special dog owners only estates so that people who dont have dogs shouldnt have to put up with it. ;)
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:59, closed)

Indeed a cunt
like the ending.
(wobbler, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:00, closed)

you could always....
..lob a few sausages laced with worming tablets over into the back garden. that'll keep them busy cleaning up the back garden :)

(I'm dog owner too, with a twunt of a neighbour. Our retreiver is the most dosile dog you'll find, but he's been driven loopy by kids letting off fireworks recently. I'm expecting the jobsworth bint to send the cops round sometime soon). She's also the only person I know that could be terrified of a golden retreiver.
(sarcasmo needs more sleep, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 20:59, closed)

You mean docile I think
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

i share your pain, brother
if my dog barks at him at number 37 it's all "keep your dog under control, arsehole." well he doesn't leave the garden and he only barks as much as neighbour's dog does. so do i have a wayward canine or a fat abusive old cunt for a neighbour? hmm...
( spacefish bong!, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:19, closed)