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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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The nice man next door
has lived there for about ten years now. He thinks my name's Emily.
It's been so long now I just can't tell him that it's not.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:14, 6 replies)
Mine used to be like that.
They always called me Melanie.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:22, closed)
I went to the dentist this morning.
Had a filling. No anaesthetic (I'm not hard, he didn't offer. B'stard). The whole time he was inflicting pain on me, he kept calling me James. My name's not bloody James. I couldn't correct him as I had a gobful of blood, snot, and dentist hands.

'Annoyed' me because he was trying too hard to drop my name in, to be all personal and friendly, and getting it wrong! He must have been on a 'people' course recently.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:31, closed)
I'm sure my neighbour told me her name was Marian
Found out a couple of months ago when I was chatting to an older lady trying to get in who introduced herself as "Melissa's mum"

(it really was her mum, not some random old lady burglar)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:20, closed)
there's a woman i've known for 20 years
despite telling her otherwise many, many times, she remains convinced that my name is bev.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:01, closed)
many moons ago
I slept with a girl from my uni course - only I didn't out of a house of 5 know which one it was, nor for the 3 years I was their know there names properly. That was awkward.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:56, closed)
Shame on you
A lecturer should make a point of knowing the names of all of their students.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 3:50, closed)

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