Got any numbers??
Its been mentioned a few times at the residents meetings, but we don;t know anyone who would do this!!!

We have money and will pay.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:05, 2 replies)

Depends on where you are fella.
But I have heard of companies who are willing to provide this service.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:22, closed)

@ Jim Bob
Constance & Co are the mutts nuts for getting rid of them, but as they bought the land its (unfortunately!) not a straightforward eviction.

The council are doing their bit by refusing planning & serving enforcement notices for the land to be restored to its original status but its a long drawn out process :-(
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:25, closed)

you could either pay a load of thugs to force them out
or put up huge 10 meter fences so you don't have to see them and paint a picture of lovely countryside on it.

Edit: and a big goatse on their side
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:24, closed)

@ Nuffmuff
I like the plan! Regrettably, not being able to see them is one thing, but they have generators running through the night, dogs fighting & barking and of course the traditional gypsy techno house shite being pumped out until all hours (at leat this drowns out some of the screaming & abuse regularly meeted out by them!).

Oh, and they don;t have sanitation on site, so all of their shit & piss sits in portaloos or they crap in a carrier bag & throw if over the fence.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, closed)

you could always start shitting in a bag yourself and throwing it back to them.
I doubt you'd want to tho so i suggest you get one of those teenage dispenser thingy's that emitts a high pitched noise to get rid of gangs (try and get one for adults aswell if they do em) and set it up around the campsite.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:32, closed)

@ Nuffmuff re the high pitched thingymabobs
Cracjking idea!!!

I would love to watch that!!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:35, closed)

ITYM disperser
Something that dispenses teenagers would only make the problem worse.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:45, closed)

You could train em to stab pikeys
and pay them in knives
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:03, closed)