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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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What neice neighbours he has
www.snotr.com/video/3097

kick ass
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:58, 11 replies)
Awesome

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:24, closed)
Seen it before but
hats off for the self control and the (eventual) punch.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:29, closed)
^^this
I would've nutted him in the nose long before it got to the bin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:02, closed)
That is a seriously good effort
hits the guy so hard he immediately runs away like the gutless pussy he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)
Love it
Tipping the bin over, swearing and the eventual crack round the head makes this a modern classic.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:45, closed)
bit like these tossers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wafv6HK7wtA

sorry for old link but that twunt reminded me
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:47, closed)
Pwned
I'm glad I don't live on that estate, but the man in black is a superhero of self-control. I'd have chinned that twunt long before. And for the shots of the cowardly shit panic-scooting-backwards-out-of-the-garden-on-his-arse, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:11, closed)
vengance
Whilst Im happy the scummer got slapped down, its a foregone conclusion that he and his posse would have gone back one night and nicked the motorbike/smashed the windows (they appear to be boarded up already)/burnt the house down. Sadly, thats how things work to folk like him.
(dave likes cheese, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:48, closed)
Maybe
He might find that his posse weren't so impressed with his good ideas after that. We can hope, anyway.
(richardm, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:00, closed)
I dont think I would last long on that estate
about 5 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)
I don't think I'd be able to get it up in the first place.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)

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