
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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If it's quiet, you haven't really sneezed; you've stifled/caught it.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:13, 1 reply)

Think of a big gasp, and then basically yelling "CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
(I only have one sinus. It's the inevitable soundtrack of my brain leaking out of my eyes.)
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