My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:17,
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haha :D
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:19,
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If we're doing "Snatch quotes"
"I fucking hate Pikeys"
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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I wondered how long this would take
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:28,
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