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I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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My arch nemesis lives with us.
When he first moved in he used to just sit around all day sleeping and demanding I get him food when he woke, like I was his fucking servant. I put up with it because my wife thought he was the bees knees. He was ok, some of the time, I guess.

He seemed to have some kind of post traumatic syndrome too. I don’t think he’s been in any wars or anything as he seems too young, but anyway, this manifested with him waking in the middle of the night screaming for no apprarent reason.

The thing that bothers me most about him is that he’s sleeping with my wife. I woke one night to find my wife was out of bed, I thought she had gone to the toilet, as she seems to have pee (‘scuse pun) sized bladder, but alas no. I went to the spare room and found her lying there, the two of them embraced.

She never mentioned it the next morning.

I thought it was a one off, but I’ve come to realise it happens on a fairly regular basis.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:43, 7 replies)
I hate to be the one to have to tell you
but I heard that he'd previously been seen with your wife's breast in his mouth.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)
that incontinent
little fuck! Even I haven't been allowed to that in a while
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:57, closed)
I heard
he's been up her snatch too!
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)
i say again..
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 14:42, closed)
My consolations
You ought to know, she's been heard to say that she actually loves him.

It's clear why this is such a trying time for you.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:03, closed)
I've also heard
he has a bigger willy than yaou
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:09, closed)
i'm about 6 foot, so if he has a bigger willie than me, then he should be in the guiness book a' records, innit!
and you sir, you are a cnut ;)

and watch out for Nov 20th
(, Sat 1 May 2010, 0:35, closed)

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