My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Some(all) of this
may be the cause of the giant thumb print on your head!
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:13, 1 reply)
may be the cause of the giant thumb print on your head!
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:13, 1 reply)
yeah dude
if you give her notice of events your going to and she tells you, no you can't go, there is something wrong with the power ratio. Stand up to her before she gets to used to it. It sounds as though she wants you to spend every free minute with her, not healthy :( She will love you a lot more in the long run *nods*
As for the boob job, my finace used to want one but I kept telling her that I love her little boobies.
1)They won't sag when she is older
2)It saves me money on the repair of the damn things
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:21, closed)
if you give her notice of events your going to and she tells you, no you can't go, there is something wrong with the power ratio. Stand up to her before she gets to used to it. It sounds as though she wants you to spend every free minute with her, not healthy :( She will love you a lot more in the long run *nods*
As for the boob job, my finace used to want one but I kept telling her that I love her little boobies.
1)They won't sag when she is older
2)It saves me money on the repair of the damn things
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:21, closed)
So you see
Where I'm being serious. You nailed it. Advance notice does me no good. I need to man up, grow a spine, take my balls back, and quit joking about it. The sad thing is, after I get over being mad about it, I just don't care anymore.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:35, closed)
Where I'm being serious. You nailed it. Advance notice does me no good. I need to man up, grow a spine, take my balls back, and quit joking about it. The sad thing is, after I get over being mad about it, I just don't care anymore.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:35, closed)
advanced notice
Is in the UN relationship manual 5.0 sub-section 3, entitled, man cannot live with female company alone...Not saying you need to man up because i dnt know you but try playing her at her own game, it might make her realise she is being un-reasonable.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:57, closed)
Is in the UN relationship manual 5.0 sub-section 3, entitled, man cannot live with female company alone...Not saying you need to man up because i dnt know you but try playing her at her own game, it might make her realise she is being un-reasonable.
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