My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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buy several gnomes from poundland
sneak out very early in the morning and leave a gnome on his doorstep. do this every day for a week. he might not stop being an arse, but hopefully it'll freak him right the fuck out.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)
sneak out very early in the morning and leave a gnome on his doorstep. do this every day for a week. he might not stop being an arse, but hopefully it'll freak him right the fuck out.
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