
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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he had to live welsh, there's no greater punishment.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:42, 1 reply)

...your testicles NAILED to the fucking floor then your neck embraced by a noose of chain attached to a crane that ever-so-slowly raises up until your scrotum, after some hours, is torn from your body and you die of blood loss hanging nutless in the breeze?
Just asking
( , Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:46, closed)
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