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This is a question My Arch-nemesis

I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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So how come none of you have said Amorous Badger yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:13, 17 replies)
I'm going to have an Amorous Badger love-in.
Just so I can be an annoying contrarian.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)
I think that's because it would make him happy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:23, closed)
Forgot about AB
Since I put it on ignore my quality of life has improved (in only the way it can on the internets)
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:34, closed)

www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:11, closed)
That would have been really clever
if he hadn't already ignored you.
(I helped save b3ta! argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:16, closed)
Because deep down he loves this place
just like the rest of us..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, closed)
He's not a nemesis
More of a vague annoyance, like making lasangne and forgetting to add the stock cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, closed)
Stock cubes?
You fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, closed)
^this^

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:14, closed)
A nemesis is traditionally the equal of it's foe.
I'm way better than most of this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:14, closed)
You still can't spell though.
it's its.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, closed)
That fucking told him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:21, closed)
I'll tell you what
I'll have a lot more respect for him if he puts this in the fail archive under "Man tries to act superior, fails due to elementary spelling mistake".
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:56, closed)
But he's way better than us
So everything he does, by definition, is better. Even when he falls on his arrogant arse.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:54, closed)
Or
"Man fails twice in quick succession, tries to make fun of someone who has him on 'ignore' then tries to act superior, fails due to elementary spelling mistake".
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 2 May 2010, 19:02, closed)
It's been a long while
since Amorous Badger was funny though. Now he just says something like "Virgin" or "Honda Accord" whenever sex is mentioned.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 2 May 2010, 18:58, closed)
Amorous Badger wishes he rated the term 'nemesis'.
As opposed to, say, 'pest' or 'tedium dispenser'. Or just 'who?'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:09, closed)

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